gnimmel ([info]gnimmel) wrote,
@ 2006-07-24 12:34:00
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An Open Letter to Muse
Dear Muse,
           I write concerning your recent work, Supermassive Black Hole. Whilst I am sure that it represents a valuable contribution to the field, I (and I am sure many others) remain a little confused by your use of non-standard terminology and the sparse manner in which you have presented your main arguments. If you could clarify some of these matters for me, it would be much appreciated.
First, and most generally, whilst you refer throughout to an individual supermassive black hole (SMBH) you do not specify which one. Am I to assume you are discussing Sgr A*, which, due to its location in the centre of the Milky Way, is by far the most commonly-discussed individual SMBH? If so, you would do well to mention this fact. In addition, I feel that referring to Sgr A* as 'baby' and opening your argument with reference to its tendency to make you suffer and moan detracts somewhat from the scientific rigour of the work. Far be it from me to pry, but are you spending too long in the office?
Your second argument, beginning You caught me under false pretences, is most interesting. Are you referring to the high level of obscuration which blights most attempts to observe the Galactic Centre? If so, this seems to be a rather roundabout way of saying so. Combined with your earlier statement, don't you know I suffer, you almost appear to be suggesting that Sgr A* has some degree of sentience. This is a radical departure from current theory and I feel it may have some trouble gaining acceptance in the current scientific climate. Also, to cover some of your minor points:
-the gravitational pull of the earth on you rather outweighs that of Sgr A* on you, so speculation about the timescale over which Sgr A* will 'let you go' is, I feel, unfounded.
-It is unlikely that Sgr A* can hear you moan, as sound cannot travel in the vacuum of space.

It is always gratifying to see researchers expressing genuine enthusiasm for their work; however, given the sparseness of the rest of the work, do you really need to reiterate so many times that it sets your soul alight? Alternatively (I am afraid your unusual audio-based presentation allows for potential misunderstanding) you mean supersolar. In which case you should be aware that, though the common assumption is that the Galactic Centre is of supersolar metallicity, recent work (e.g. Najarro et al. 2004; Carr, Sellgren & Balachandran 2000) has suggested that solar metallicity is more appropriate for this region.

However, it is your main conclusion which I find particularly fascinating. I myself have done some work on Sgr A*'s consumption of massive and intermediate-mass stars (see Dray et al. 2006, astro-ph/0607470). Whilst 'superstar' is unconventional terminology, given the probable top-heavy IMF in the Galactic centre region I suspect you are referring to massive stars. Are you implying that their interactions with the black hole generally lead to the entire star being sucked in? If so, this is of the utmost importance for my work and I would value some further information about the processes by which you have come to such a conclusion. In addition, you claim to link this process with glaciers melting in the dead of night. Are you suggesting that Sgr A*'s consumption of loss cone stars is a cause of global warming? This would be a staggering result with profound implications for humanity, if proven. Whilst I confess I cannot see any potential mechanism by which such a link could be established, I would have no objection to the dramatic increase in funding for Galactic Centre research which might come about on the back of such a claim. The fact that your research is being so widely distributed is therefore, I feel, cause for cautious optimism, despite the peculiarities of your arguments. Perhaps you could play up the global warming aspect a little more in future papers?

Finally, given the above points, I may wish to cite you at some point. Given your unconventional distribution method, I am unsure as to the correct way to word such a citation. Would
Bellamy, M. et al. 2006, in Black Holes and Revelations, ed. R. Costey, Warner, # 3.
be sufficient?

yours in confusion,
Lynnette M. Dray (Dr.)


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[info]the_alchemist
2006-07-24 11:52 am UTC (link)
You continue to rock!

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[info]purplepiano
2006-07-24 12:18 pm UTC (link)
and roll!

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[info]imc
2006-07-24 12:19 pm UTC (link)
Having never heard the song in question I now find my brain wondering about glaciers singing in the dead of night, and whether any blackbirds have melted in the recent heatwave. The link to black holes is, as you so admirably point out, unclear.

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[info]bluesbell
2006-07-24 12:19 pm UTC (link)
Outcooling rock'n'roll with astronomy- go Lynnette!

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[info]87wt2gxq7
2006-07-24 12:55 pm UTC (link)
Dear Dr Dray,

Whilst no longer an active researcher in this field, I recall the findings of Who & Tyler (2006). Herein it was found that at least one satellite of a black hole harboured a certain (satanic) life form to which the property of sentience could definitely ascribed.

Although inductive reasoning in science must always be used with caution, these findings would appear to indicate a possible correlation between some BHs and sentient life.

Whilst Who & Tyler do not directly attribute sentience to the BH itself, rather its satellite, the high level of obscuration of the type you discuss in your open letter may have led Bellamy et al (2006) to mistakenly identify the SMBH as the source of the soul-sucking and strife which they report.

Who & Tyler also found that the life form in question was commutative, having the ability to transfer to other beings. This could be a mechanism whereby its influence could be felt far from the site of the SMBH of Bellamy et al, its ability to hear Bellamy's wailings and to know of the latter's suffering.

Also, the traditional view of Hell is that of a place of high temperature. This, coupled with the transport mechanism outlined above, could provide the link whereby the entropy of glaciers may be raised to the point of fusion.

In my no-longer-professional opinion, this indeed indicates a fascinating area for future research. I for one would welcome the paradigm shift that would enable workers in the fields of astrophysics, music and television production to freely exchange ideas to solve problems such as this. It is with great optimism of paving the way for future endeavours along these lines, that I look to recent collaborations of C Lintott, P Moore and B May.

Best Regards,
Jonathan Skipp (MPhil, MA)

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[info]imc
2006-07-24 03:13 pm UTC (link)
Applause

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[info]atreic
2006-07-24 02:39 pm UTC (link)
*ROTFL*

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[info]smhwpf
2006-07-24 04:46 pm UTC (link)
*giggles*

At first (before clicking on the link) I thought you were writing a letter to your own 'muse', and got really confused.

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[info]the_elyan
2006-07-24 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Likewise.

I also refer my learned friends to Cornell et al's fascinating audio paper "Black Hole Sun" (1992).

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[info]87wt2gxq7
2006-07-25 09:31 am UTC (link)
Indeed! Wherein the authors note a correlation between the advent of their solar BH and the expunging of liquid precipitation ("Black hole sun won't you come/And wash away the rain?").

This link between climate conditions and the proximity of a singularity bears striking resemblance to the reports of Bellamy et al. (2006)

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